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Wondering what other superstars think about F.A.L.S.? Well you can find out here! Boy Banders Justin Timberlake- "I have no idea who they are." Nick Carter- "How did you get this number?" Dreaded Guy from O-Town- "They kicked our ass, in and out of the bedroom."

Hotties we've banged Britney Spears- "Rudegur looks like this." (see picture) -> Christina Aquilera- "No comment." Audrey Hepburn- "Aren't I dead?" Others Stevie Wonder- "I haven't seen them perform." Stephen Hawking- (in computer voice) "WHY DON'T YOU KISS MY ASS?" Helen Keller- "Wah-wah."